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Quote Left I grew up in space times. In seventh grade, my teacher said we had to do math and science because the Russians were beating us in the space race. It was a real catalyst. I wish we had something like that today. Quote Right
Quote Left Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. Quote Right
Quote Left Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. Quote Right
Quote Left Sixty percent of our general budget goes to education. It would be ironic if electronic commerce erodes the science and math education that the visionary leaders of tomorrow need to keep this industry going. Quote Right
Quote Left In high school, we studied a lot of poetical forms. I was really interested in the math that was involved and the strange live break ups. That gave me a great amount of respect for a rhymed stanza. Quote Right
Quote Left How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of American students have learned to critique tactfully? Quote Right
Quote Left People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward 'I'm such a klutz' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver. Quote Right
Quote Left Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply. Quote Right
Quote Left We are declining in science ... in the 5th and 6th grades. Young ladies are not entering math and science -- and when they do, they go to medicine. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Don't ask, 'How is one protest letter going to help?' If a million people ask the same question - you know the math!' Quote Right
Quote Left Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Quote Right
Quote Left The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math. Quote Right
Quote Left Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it. Quote Right
Quote Left Las Vegas is a town built on bad math. Quote Right
Quote Left The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. Quote Right
Quote Left In life, sometimes there's not a right answer... but there's an infinate number of wrong answers, if that makes you feel any better. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Math

Quote Left Sidechicks are great mathmaticians they add on your worries,multiply your problems divide you with your friends and comrades and subtract your wealth....calculate wid dem wisely Quote Right
Quote Left Women are born with a mathematical brain. That’s how they know how much money you have !! Quote Right
Quote Left Love is like solving a math problem once you think you have found the solution many new formulas will follow after. Quote Right
Quote Left "mathematics has always been the highest level of understanding for every life , wisdom however is applying intelligence,and a combination of both is philosophy" Quote Right
Quote Left Physics and Math are as real as it gets, Philosophy is just entertainment! Quote Right
Quote Left In my harbor, there was no lighthouse. Just two sharks that circled my innocence, grabbing a feel. A second-grade teacher followed by a ninth-grade janitor scenting blood, bait, boy as if I was their prey. The sea held this secret for fifty years and in its aftermath, nothing was ever at bay. Quote Right
Quote Left "I'm going to the Get Out of Town Jungle, around the Corner from LaLa Lap Raceville Road. Who do you choose, me or math?" Quote Right
Quote Left It's 2:22, you do the math. Quote Right
Quote Left In art may lie the secrets of humanity. In math may lie the secrets of the universe. Quote Right
Quote Left When I hear Bach, I see God the Great Mathematician. When I listen to Mozart, I can feel the loving God, the God of joy. And when I play Beethoven, I sense the presence of God the Almighty, the Ruler of all His vast creation. Quote Right
Quote Left "It is our goodness that provokes our history. Our attempts at resolving the conflicts of our nature is what creates the history that we celebrate. History is an aftermath of a consequence" Quote Right
Quote Left I've read quotes that made me feel less than what I am. I feel so subtracted from. I need to find a calculator to add myself up. I'm not really good with math. Quote Right