I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley left, how Sears felt when Roebuck left, and, of course, how Dan Rather felt when Connie left. (at Robert MacNeil's retirement dinner)

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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

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It is easier for Pope Benedict, who grew up in the war generation with a special knowledge of German history, to understand what Jews feel.

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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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Though they may have won all the battles, we had all the good songs.

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

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Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

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