Science is all metaphor.

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Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

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Turn on, tune in, drop out

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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.

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A man without justice is a beast, and a man who would make himself a beast forgets the pain of being a man.

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I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration

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We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.

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Turn on, tune in and drop out.

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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

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Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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Give death a better name or die trying.

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Why not, why not, why not.'
'Why not?' and 'Yeah.

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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

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