And there's a lot of that stuff with people bringing their kids, kids bringing their parents, people bringing their grandparents - I mean, it's gotten to be really stretched out now. It was never my intention to say, this is the demographics of our audience.
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I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication... Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going, Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something. Boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women.
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Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
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By the end, everybody had a label -- pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
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Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it.
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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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It really was written and geared for a very specific audience, but our comedic strength trumps all of that. The subject matter, the dialogue, the tone isn't right for most of America.
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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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In order for a team, an ordinary team, to win the World Series _ by ordinary team, that's everybody other than the Yankees _ all sorts of things have to happen, the stars really have to line up in the right order. You have to have a lot of breaks, and we got them. I can think of a zillion breaks that we got in the postseason.
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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
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I'm not trying to clock scores in this lifetime, it's just that things are better now than they were like five, ten years ago. Music has gotten a lot better. There's a lot of people who are committed to - soulfully.
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Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens.
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