Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable becuase all you ever get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with up with nothing but broken bits with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.'
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
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Certain it is that scandal is good brisk talk, whereas praise of one's neighbor is by no means lively hearing. An acquaintance grilled, scored, devilled, and served with mustard and cayenne pepper excites the appetite; whereas a slice of cold friend with currant jelly is but a sickly, unrelishing meat.
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I am a jelly doughnut
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One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats --and one always secretes too much jelly.
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One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
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When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth
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