Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.)
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I was at my nephews graduation from Harvard Business School,
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? -- John F. Kennedy, speaking to the president of Harvard about why he did not want to delay signing documents relating to a future JFK Presidential Library, 2 October 1963.
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It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.
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Four years was enough of Harvard. I still had a lot to learn, but had been given the liberating notion that now I could teach myself.
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It is all one to me if a man comes from Sing Sing Prison or Harvard. We hire a man, not his history.
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I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior attitude. But they have done so to our great embarrassment and in no way represent the Harvard I know.
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Morality is a relative concept projecting certain mythologies associated with magico-religious beliefs.
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So this is a Harvard bar. I thought there'd be equations and shit on the walls.
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If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
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I've occasionally heard that I was kicked out of Harvard for being a Communist, for dealing drugs, for corrupting minors, or for diverse other infractions of local decorum. Unfortunately, none of these rumors are true. The one I've heard more often is tha
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
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I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
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If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said, 'You promised to pay for my tuition at Harvard how about giving me 50,000 instead to start a little business' I might think that was a good idea.
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Two young Harvard M.B.A.'s worked up some highly optimistic projections -- with the caveat that these were speculative and should of course be tested.
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You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.
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Harvard doesn't consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they say he can always come back and finish.
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If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
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A whale-ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.
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He did not go to the college called Harvard, good old Alma Mater as she is. He was not fed on the pap that is there furnished.... But he went ...
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[T]he late Samuel McChord Crothers, genial wit and essayist, ... after listening to the speeches at a certain Harvard Commencement remarked th...
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It horrifies me that ethics is only an optional extra at Harvard Business School.
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We are tired of aristocratic explanations in Harvard words.
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The closest I got to a 4.0 at Harvard... was my blood alcohol level.
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History is merely one damn thing after another. Love, however, is two damn things after each other.
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Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).
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They have been foolish enough to put at the end of all this earnest the old joke of a diploma. Let every sheep keep but his own skin, I say.
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I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard.
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You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much.
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