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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

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The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'

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Two young Harvard M.B.A.'s worked up some highly optimistic projections -- with the caveat that these were speculative and should of course be tested.

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A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat

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If a cat spoke, it would say things like Hey, I don't see the problem here.

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