Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment.
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Now, normally I don't mind vegetarians, but I really hate it when they get all superior and preachy about the evils of eating meat. Once I was on a date with this girl and she was a vegetarian, and she started on my about the steak I was eating. So I looked at her and said, 'If you want to only eat vegetables, that's fine with me, but the way I see it, this cow used to be a vegetarian, and look how things turned out for him.'
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The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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The trouble with worrying so much about your security in the future is that you feel so insecure in the present.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
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On love I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.
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Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.
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Country music is three chords and the truth.
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