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Quote Left Had I not had my grandmother, who dared to be my rainbow in the clouds, I would have been just another sexually abused barefoot black girl on the roads of Arkansas, Quote Right
Quote Left 'It’s still the best game in town because you don’t have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.' Quote Right
Quote Left Time to plant tears, says the almanac. The grandmother sings to the marvellous stove and the child draws another inscrutable house. Quote Right
Quote Left To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother. Quote Right
Quote Left Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. Quote Right
Quote Left Politic man ordained Imagination as the fateful sin. Grandmother and her basketful of pears Must be the crux for our compendia. Quote Right
Quote Left My grandmother passed away from cancer, so this is a great opportunity to honor her. You just don't want to forget people. Quote Right
Quote Left A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. Quote Right
Quote Left The suburban housewife -- she was the dream image of the young American women and the envy, it was said, of women all over the world. The American housewife -- freed by science and labor-saving appliances from the drudgery, the dangers of childbirth, and the illnesses of her grandmother had found true feminine fulfillment. Quote Right
Quote Left The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man Quote Right
Quote Left I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a sweetheart, she has few equals and no superiors; as a cousin, she is convenient; as a wealthy grandmother with an incurable distemper, she is precious; as a wet-nurse, she has no equal among men. What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. Quote Right
Quote Left My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop. Quote Right
Quote Left The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man. Quote Right
Quote Left Modern invention has banished the spinning wheel, and the same law of progress makes the woman of today a different woman from her grandmother. Quote Right
Quote Left My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Quote Right
Quote Left My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Quote Right
Quote Left My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through. Quote Right
Quote Left Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held it's ground. Quote Right
Quote Left My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is Quote Right
Quote Left She said 'Hi Grandma, this is Liz, I'm OK. I'm with...' and she couldn't quite understand who she said. But it ended with an 'E' sound on the end. Quote Right
Quote Left How would they explain that as they got off the plane at Beirut? ... How would they tell grandma under a cypress tree: They wanted us to worship a donkey!? Quote Right
Quote Left These are not investments for the grandma and grandpa set, Quote Right
Quote Left The Queen Mother, with a lifetime's popularity, seemed incapable of a bad performance as national grandmother-warm, smiling, human, understanding, she embodied everything the public could want of its grandmother. Quote Right
Quote Left My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Quote Right
Quote Left Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated. Quote Right
Quote Left I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family. Quote Right
Quote Left You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Quote Right
Quote Left If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Grandmother

Quote Left Like my grandmother always said. Life's a bitch then you get married to one....now go play sweetie. Quote Right
Quote Left I look down and see my Grandmother's spotted hands, on me! Quote Right
Quote Left my grandmother congratulated me on buying a new car and said "May you work it like a donkey", translated from Macedonian. Quote Right
Quote Left My grandmother's grandson says, "Something is cooked just right, just when you can smell it starting to burn." Quote Right