Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius
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I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support
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Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love? by
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.
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Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn
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It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything.
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Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals
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To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck I pray you excuse me. I have no time to listen to such nonsense.
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The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death of Christ. Every other approach is a waste
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Faith is the virtue of the storm, just as happiness is the virtue of sunshine.
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