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Quote Left The encouragement of industry and frugality among the poor, by visits at their own inhabitations; the relief of real distress, whether arising from sickness or other causes; and the prevention. Quote Right
Quote Left Baudelaire compared the great names in art to lighthouses posted along the track of historic time. The simile, as he used it, seizes the imagi... Quote Right
Quote Left At two-tenths the speed of light, dust and atoms might not do significant damage even in a voyage of 40 years, but the faster you go, the worse it is--space begins to become abrasive. When you begin to approach the speed of light, hydrogen atoms become cosmic-ray particles, and they will fry the crew. ...So 60,000 kilometers per second may be the practical speed limit for space travel. Quote Right
Quote Left Comedy is an escape not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith. Quote Right
Quote Left I am ready man, check it out, I am the ULTIMATE bad ass. State-of-the-bad-ass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx...FWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic, electronic, BALL breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharpsticks... Quote Right
Quote Left Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them. Quote Right
Quote Left Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement. Quote Right
Quote Left Never fry bacon in the nude. Quote Right
Quote Left Perhaps, the highest pleasure in art is identical with the highest pleasure in scientific theory. The emotion which accompanies the clear reco... Quote Right
Quote Left You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame. Quote Right
Quote Left The moon is nothing but a circumambulating aphrodisiac divinely subsidized to provoke the world into a rising birth-rate. Quote Right
Quote Left Art is significant deformity. Quote Right
Quote Left Between Our birth and death we may touch understanding As a moth brushes a window with its wing. Quote Right
Quote Left It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously. Quote Right
Quote Left Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal. Quote Right
Quote Left His skills as a comic actor were unrivalled - no-one came or comes close, Quote Right
Quote Left An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. Quote Right
Quote Left They are just 100 per cent bear, whereas human beings feel we're not 100 per cent human, that we're always letting ourselves down. We're constantly striving towards something, to some fulfilment. Quote Right
Quote Left It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue. Quote Right
Quote Left Having a great intellect is no path to being happy. Quote Right
Quote Left The more things change, the more they remain... insane. Quote Right