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Quote Left Where do you think I'd be next week if I didn't know how to shout and holler and make the public take notice? I'd be poor and I'd probably be down in my home town, washing windows or running an elevator and saying Quote Right
Quote Left Please leave your values at the front desk. Quote Right
Quote Left A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see. Quote Right
Quote Left The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. Quote Right
Quote Left To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Quote Right
Quote Left Most weren't hit very hard. A number of barges have broken loose or sunk. It's a matter of getting power back, getting barge traffic moving again so we can get to the elevator, and clearing the port. Quote Right
Quote Left The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious comforts --the automatic elevator, the escalator, the cafeteria --are depriving us of volition and moral and physical energy. Quote Right
Quote Left Man (waiting for elevator): 'Who are you guys supposed to be? Cosmonauts or something?' Venkman: 'We're exterminators. Someone reported a cockroach on the twelfth floor.' Man: 'Must be one hell of a cockroach.' Venkman: 'Bite your head off.' Quote Right
Quote Left Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator,' we say 'lift' ... they say 'President,' we say 'stupid psychopathic git.' Quote Right
Quote Left Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. Quote Right
Quote Left If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button. Quote Right
Quote Left Being popular is like being in a crowded elevator: you are just a fart away from being hated. Quote Right
Quote Left Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'... Quote Right
Quote Left In case of fire, do not use elevator. Water works better. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Elevator

Quote Left One elevator going down, one elevator going up; hopefully all enjoying our rides....Period!! Enjoy!!!! Quote Right