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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Ed Koch |

'I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Captain Edmund Blackadder |

Harvard doesn't consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they say he can always come back and finish.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Manley E Rogers |

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Wayne Knight |

It's an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can't read the damned diploma.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | William E Brock |

They have been foolish enough to put at the end of all this earnest the old joke of a diploma. Let every sheep keep but his own skin, I say.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henry David Thoreau |

Member Quotes About Diploma

"one day words will end death, diplomacy will stop tanks and the world will at last know peace" "good will and kindness shall dominate a just world" "kindness shall become the hallmark of power"

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The biggest similarity between a child and an old person is that both are non-diplomatic and speaks out whatever they feel like. they are feel from all the formality boundations of this world.

Go to Quote / Comment | Nekhel Mohan Sahay |