She gave up eating pork three years ago, despite her proud pork-loving, half-Cuban heritage, because she was told pigs share the same mental capacity as 3-year-old children. 'My niece was 3 at the time, which is a magical age,' she said, horrified. 'I thought, Oh, my god, it's like eating my niece!' This, then, also put an end to her preferred hangover cure: Egg McMuffins with Canadian bacon, natch, and beer.

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I am Cuban, Argentine, Bolivian, Peruvian, Ecuadorian, etc... You understand.

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Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.

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A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.

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A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.

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