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Razors pain you Rivers are damp Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful you might as well live

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dorothy Parker, Resume |

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; Drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You may as well live.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dorothy Parker |

Life was a colorful painful pageant to her, in which right and wrong were wobbly yardsticks. Values and morals varied with time and place. Sweeping righteous views, like Victor Henry's Christian morality and Rule's militant socialism, tended to cause much hell and to cramp what little happiness there was to be had. So she thought.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Herman Wouk |

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dorothy Parker |

Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot - the best remedy against it is to tread on it.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Søren Kierkegaard |

The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Inigo DeLeon |