We plan on bringing in a band that played during the South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin on Feb. 24.
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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
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Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, boys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. When he says he loves you, and you believe its true, but when you stomach starts to swell, he says the hell with you!!
16 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in a hospital, a baby with no name.
The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore it never would have happened, if the rubber hadn't tore.
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A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across.
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
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When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
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I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery.
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'The great trouble with baseball today is that most of the players are in the game for the money and that's it, not for the love of it, the excitement of it, the thrill of it.'
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You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
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I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
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If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
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Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
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The crowd makes the ballgame
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(Cobb) is Republican and it's significant.
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A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
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