If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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'If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth'.
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Roses are red; Violets are blue; I want to stick, My penis in you
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National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!
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Drink til' he's cute.
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Help wanted... many positions available. (and showed different sex positions)
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Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
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Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
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Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
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This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet...
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Religion: keeping the poor from killing the rich for 2000 years.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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Orgasm Donor.
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If you can read this you are driving too close...and the answer is...If your wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!
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Ignore the environment, it will go away.
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Insured by Smith and Wesson.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker
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Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce... FUCK the Poor!
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I love uranus.
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Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.
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Why can't I be rich instead of well hung...
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I FUCK GAYS, WITH MY .357
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You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.
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If you get any closer I'll fart!
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Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
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Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!
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Faster than a speeding ticket
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My other car is a porsche
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