Don't eat yellow snow.

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If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?

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'If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth'.

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Help wanted... many positions available. (and showed different sex positions)

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Drink til' he's cute.

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National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service All at Pentagon prices!!!!

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Roses are red; Violets are blue; I want to stick, My penis in you

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Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!

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This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet...

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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

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Religion: keeping the poor from killing the rich for 2000 years.

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Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

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Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

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Orgasm Donor.

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Insured by Smith and Wesson.

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If you can read this you are driving too close...and the answer is...If your wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!

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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker

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I love uranus.

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Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

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If you get any closer I'll fart!

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Why can't I be rich instead of well hung...

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Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce... FUCK the Poor!

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Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.

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Faster than a speeding ticket

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I FUCK GAYS, WITH MY .357

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Ignore the environment, it will go away.

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My other car is a porsche

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Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!

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You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.

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