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I don't know how old I am because the goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven

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My birth certificate read Dorothy May Kinnicutt, but, lest you think that the name Sister has any ecclesiastical significance, let me hasten to point out that it was immediately hung on me by my three-year-old brother, Frankie.

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No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged with out any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you.

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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

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Member Quotes About Birth Certificate

A long time ago I found myself lost between the objects in my home and I wonder which one is the most precious to me. I answered: my birth certificate, because everything about me is written in it.

Go to Quote / Comment | Cristina M Moldoveanu |