Well, waking up hungover and snuggled up in bed with the boss's 19-yr-old daughter and having to walk out of the house past his surprised ass at the breakfast table doesn't do wonders for your career.
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Um, not sure. I just had the most hilarious recollection of this episode on the Discovery Channel I saw with rabbits having sex. Truly a representation of the human experience, the male was humping away, about 300 strokes a minute, while the female had this look on her face that I can only equate with 'I wonder what shade I should get my nails done with tomorrow'. True to form, the male kept on going at it, even up until the point where he fell over to the side, losing penetration, yet still pumping away like mad.
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We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards referring to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon
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Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a mountain in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
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Bastards, we may be, but clever are we.
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
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Without country you have neither name, token, voice, nor rights, no admission as brothers into the fellowship of the Peoples. You are the bastards of Humanity. Soldiers without a banner, Israelites among the nations, you will find neither faith nor protection; none will be sureties for you. Do not beguile yourselves with the hope of emancipation from unjust social conditions if you do not first conquer a Country for yourselves.
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After an obviously long night he found himself staggering about at home, when that familiar urge suddenly came upon him. In an uncharacteristic flash of common sense he managed to get to his bedroom window before unloading his guts through it. Unfortunately he was standing in the garden, looking in.
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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Let others laugh, let others snicker We're all related in our love of our liquor
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Illegitimis non carborundum. Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
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Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.
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Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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I grow, I prosper;Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
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