Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

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Tony Montana What you lookin' at You all a bunch of f***ing assholes. You know why You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***ing fingers and say, That's the bad guy. So... what that make you Good You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through Better get outta his way

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God, God, why did you put so many assholes in the world at the same time?

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So many assholes, so few bullets.

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Life is like a toilet it's always full of assholes

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Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.

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Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and everyone thinks everyone elses stinks.

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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.

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Not all men are fools, some of them are assholes

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Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

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