In order to operate freely in any territory, you must first pay homage to and gain the blessing of the local warlord.
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What would Santa Claus say,
I wonder,
about Jesus returning
to kill and plunder?
For he’ll likely return
on Christmas Day
to blow the bad
little boys away!
When He flashes like lightning
across the skies
and many a homosexual
dies,
when the harlots and heretics
are ripped asunder,
what will the Easter Bunny think,
I wonder?
('What Would Santa Claus Say?' by Michael R. Burch)
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Building her brand, she disrobes,
naked, except for her earlobes.
('Marketing 101' by Michael R. Burch)
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"Find a good teacher, don't betray yourself to succeed and be a better person before being a better actor".
In response to the question, "What would you recommend to young actors?", from the interview "Giovanni Morassutti: La mia "voce" grazie a Giancarlo Giannini!", SestoDailyNews.net (October 3, 2014); also quoted in MUBI.com.
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Real men are made in the Library while foolish men are made in the beer parlour.
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