The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.

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Man proposes, woman forecloses.

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Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.

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A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

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Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.

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Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.

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The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.

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Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast.

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When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

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Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

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A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

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Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

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