One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, to some of the ...

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That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.

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There's nothing colder than chemistry.

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If we have to tell Hollywood good-by, it may be with one of those tender, old-fashioned, seven-second kisses exchanged between two people of the opposite sex, with all their clothes on.

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Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.

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Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.

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On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach.

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