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There is fly pooh on the window pane by the Bored Bard

There’s fly pooh on the window pane by the Bored Bard

There’s fly pooh on the window pane
So what’s a man to do?
Smears of suntan lotion
And some bits of doggy do

Some jackass has cut the grass
And sprayed the conservatory
And now I have to rub real-hard
It bloody purgatory

There’s fly spray on the glass
That has dried and gone all sticky
Which makes the cleaning of the glass
Really hard and tricky

If you could see what I could see
All those mucky bits of do
You’ll be please I’ve come along
To make your windows look brand new


Copyright © The Bored Bard | Year Posted 2018

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