Let's Start a Noise Band With the Mailman

*Let's Start a Noise Band with the Mailman, and We'll Call Ourselves: Our Noise Band with the Mailman Featuring 'Me' - We Can All Take Turns Being 'Me' Until Someone Gets It Right* Here's something to consider: We can all make up our own words together, And then forget We were ever friends with each other. After our amicable divorce, Our vocabulary would become a dead language - It sounds crazy; But it's even easier than I make it look... ...I'm not very good At convincing people I can make anything look easy - I 'm just naturally difficult... ....Whenever I haven't gone crazy. It struck me as being absurd... ...That is of course, if it is true, what they say: "The skull of James Dean haunts the dream of the teen." Then this must logically mean: "The skull of Michael Jackson Haunts the dream of the pre-teen"...Think about it, please... ...That was a Rudimentary Peni joke; I guess you had to be there... I'm sure John lawless has told you by now: I'm selling limited edition colored vinyl jokes (or I will be that is) now that I've said it, I have no other choice, But to follow through with my lofty commitments... ...Please, don't eat my colored vinyl jokes, Unless you're a performance artist, Because then, We can eat them together on YouTube - I just don't want anyone Eating my colored vinyl jokes the wrong way: On toast; toast is really no way to enjoy my jokes... ....I'm not even kidding! - Just ask John lawless!!! I'm a one man Surrealist 'comedy troupe' - And there's nothing too funny about that... ...I really don't understand the appeal For stand-up comedians: What's so stand-up about comedians anyway? Comedians never send me Christmas cards - Even my dentist sends me Christmas cards, And I hate that guy...Maybe? Even more than John lawless hates me? ...I haven't received money Inside a Christmas card in years: Why do grandparents and Lemmy Have to die before us? Life isn't fair! - Why won't John lawless Acknowledge my worth as a human being? It's all I'm asking for This Holiday Season... ...Just wait and see, This will be the year, Everyone but me, Finally gets world peace....