My School, It Sucks!
My school, it sucks,
it's like a hockey puck, gets hit around by other schools,
The ones that have fancy pools.
We suck at sport,
We could even go to court!
My school's name on everything,
Shoes, hats, bags, rings!
'You will be your best!' - test after test after test,
have you heard yourself teacher?
Right before you caught a cheater!
'The Power of Possibility',
What a fraud, possibility, shnility,
That doesn't even make sense,
Especially through a grammatic lens.
So if you like all of the above,
Then I am certain you will love,
The place without a pool, please!
COME TO MY SCHOOL!
Copyright © Eliana Lowe | Year Posted 2025
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