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Wished

Ted is a novice when skating on ice
Kept slipping and falling twenty times twice
Body shattered and battered
And his teeth were all scattered	
Prayed the tooth fairy will give a good price

Soups and soft food is all he can now eat
But he fancied something that is more sweet
Poured treacle in a large cup
Then quickly drank it all up
Feeling sick, vowed he would never repeat

He felt very hot and started to fret
From every pore he was pouring with sweat
He went outside to cool down
Some wasps where flying around
And saw his body as a sweet object

He screamed loudly, hollered, blubbered and cried
As the wasps were all stinging him with pride
His body grossly swollen
And dignity now stolen
Wished instead gone for a horse and cart ride

    14.09.23

Copyright © Emilia James | Year Posted 2023

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Date: 9/20/2023 3:19:00 AM

Great limerick, you always make me smile,take care, Simon,:-):-)
Date: 9/14/2023 6:42:00 PM

Funny Miss Emilia….humour is your strength l do believe! Debx
Date: 9/14/2023 5:22:00 PM

Poor Ted. A nice string of limericks, Emilia.
Date: 9/14/2023 2:04:00 PM

what a very witty string of limericks and i love the image:-) hugs Jan xx

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