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Best Poems Written by Cal Barkley

Below are the all-time best Cal Barkley poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Riding On a Llama

Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru 
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"

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Racing For the Post

Racing for the post
the horses changing places
you will lose your shirt
on a day at the races

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June Days


June glows
Taking her bow
Knowing the joy she shares
Celebrate her long warming days
With love

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Fixing My Computer

I'm fixing my computer
it refuses to boot
I think it needs rewiring
before it will compute

Inside its very dusty
lots of wires and screws
I put it back together
to be greeted with good news

The computer screen lights up
now its ready for work
I make a cup of coffee
and admire my handiwork

It is time to celebrate
this unlikely resurrection
welcome back old friend
you silicon perfection

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Impulse Buy

Checking out your impulse buys
what do you like the most?
perhaps you fancied a curry
but settled for beans on toast

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Maxine and the Vaccine

Maxine and the Vaccine

There was a woman called Maxine
Who refused to have a vaccine
She said "Its a plot,
I don't want a shot!"
And left shouting something obscene.

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Cheers To the Bee

Cheers to the bee
the honey making star
without the bee 
there would be a empty jar

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Peter Cherry

There was a man called Peter Cherry
Who was fond of the loganberry
His friend Reg
Would only eat veg
But Peter found fruit made him merry!

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Terry and His Ferry

There was a man called Terry
Who captained his own Ferry
When his ship hit a rock
He recovered from the shock
Drinking a bottle of Sherry.

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Tiptoes


There she goes
walking on tiptoes

I watch her for a while
talking on her mobile

when the call ends
her heels slowly descend