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Richard Breese Poem
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2019
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in this mug red roses dance
ballet brewing excellence
petals entwined
sips so refined
tasteful this rosehip romance.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2023
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there was a teacher from crete
whose foot size was quite petite
well students did plot
and to school they brought
some shoes for oversized feet.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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once an old cow named mckuen
her cud she always was chew'n
we asked please explain
when she crossed our lane
shor beats a' stand'n 'n moo'n.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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a hairy thing roamed our streets
chasing cats for sport and treats
till it roamed too far
and dog catcher car
grabbed harry and chained his feets.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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if i had another wish
i would want back my pet fish
for my uncle came to town
and in mothers dressing gown
served him on her fav'rite dish.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
then from his pad he fell and drowned.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
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a hungover farmer went one day
to a blacksmith shop to buy some hay
please dont think this funny
for he had no money
and so went home less vertebrae.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2017
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