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Best Poems Written by Richard Breese

Below are the all-time best Richard Breese poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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Witch Bakery

there once was an old witch whose pies

were unique in flavor and size

she delighted her covens

when she opened her ovens

with dozens of old crusty guys.

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Unfortunate Singer

my friend quigley likes to sing

really almost any thing

till once a high note

caused a bird to float

back down to earth less one wing.

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Sting Bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.

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Rosehip

in this mug sweet roses dance

ballet brew of excellence

petals entwine

sips that define

a tasteful Rosehip romance.

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Replacement Teacher

there was a teacher from crete

whose foot size was quite petite

well students did plot

and to school they brought

some shoes for oversized feet.

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A Cow Named McKuen

once an old cow named mckuen

her cud she always was chew'n

we asked please explain

when she crossed our lane

shor beats a' stand'n 'n moo'n.

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Strange Uncle

if i had another wish

i would want back my pet fish

for my uncle came to town

and in mothers dressing gown

served him on her fav'rite dish.

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A Dog Named Harry

a hairy thing roamed our streets

chasing cats for sport and treats

till it roamed too far

and dog catcher car

grabbed harry and chained his feets.

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Elmer

all the reptiles gathered round

when elmer the frog hopped to town

never was history

croaked with such boastful glee

till from his pad he fell and drowned.

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Shorter Farmer

a hungover farmer went one day

to a blacksmith shop to buy some hay

please dont think this funny

for he had no money

and so went home less vertebrae.