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"nobody can Rationally explain why anybody needs a pet or a toy or a baby."
--a somebody Rational attending a rebuttal
* * *
no gain
e'er plain
or vain
no mirth
though girth
it earth
a brain
at birth
in pain
is worth
* * *
in dedication of Respect
for
Pain
born at birth
a "helios" sonnet
march, 2022 -- birthdays old and new,
the celebrations of needless Pains being born
"doc"
"Document On Clarity"
P U P
"Prevent Unnecessary Pain"
to all conscious, feeling beings
by first not breeding any
G R O G
the new and improved
"Golden Rule On Goodness"
with the motto
"get drunk on it!"
instead of on a pet or a toy --
like a baby, for example
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the doctor is in
* nobody needs a human species to continue--with the exception of particular
humans who continue to love themselves to death.
* the universe needs no human to idolize it--nor shall it need a tissue when
the last human is dead.
* a 'god'--whatever that is--needs nothing if it be perfect--not even a perfect
sinner--or another facelift.
* offer a clear definition of the word "god" prior to any declaration concerning
a "god," remembering in your clear definition not to resort to any unclear
words or phrases, such as "supernatural," "supreme being," "creator of
the universe," "divine mystery," "spirit," "soul," "ghost," "goblin," or
"tinkerbell"--or "something invisible that talks to me if i kneel to it
whenever i wish to live happily ever after or want to know if anybody needs
murdering."
* no unseeking seekers need offer a rebuttal, each having been programmed
when a child incapable of Logical thinking to see a nothing in anything--or
hear a music in a little girl slowly burning to death.
* no egg in an ovary is fearful of a toilet--or tampon.
* nobody shall need to cure a cancer in a century or so if nobody breeds a
cancer beginning today.
* nobody shall need to prevent a childhood leukemia if nobody spawns a child
beginning now--so get a teddy bear if you need a toy--or a teddy if you
need a boy toy.
* the evolutional function of every brain is to detect one Pain after another in
a fretful attempt to reduce a few--very often unsuccessfully.
* pleasure is merely a decrease in Pain--explaining why everybody unthinking
is happy.
* to strut into a paradise of unbelievable pleasure, prior to using a toilet, hold
your diarrhea for a full year.
* the human species, like every other, shall eventually die--either quickly and
painlessly, or less quickly and painlessly.
* no space cadet shall ever be trekking with princess leia to another galaxy
far, far away on the uss enterprise, for in less than three seconds, an
untold number of quantum energy and matter particles everywhere in
space shall pulverize the millennium falcon at "warp speed"--along with
annihilating every scientific fantasy and mixed allusion.
the rebuttals to yours
from
a physicist-philosopher-maximist
having done the homework while you were catching a ball
or scribbling a poem on the beauty of nature--
a something or other's "creation"
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"the scientific law of causality states every effect (such as a fart) has a
cause (such as beans for supper)."
--a scientific poet who subscribes to the Truth beyond all Rational
doubt beans are generally good for the digestive system, though
in some folks, beans may cause stomach pain, bloating, and/or
farts
"according to the Logical axiom of the excluded middle, every fart either has
a cause (for example, your purposely farting due to a causal desire
to prove me wrong) or does not have a cause (for example, your
randomly farting due to no cause whatsoever). In either case, you are
not free to to fart or not to fart."
--the philosophical dilemma known as "the hard-determined fart"
"no derriere can thus be held responsible for farting."
--though one may causally choose not to invite
a farting derriere out to a romantic dinner for two
* * *
in a world hard determined alas
every rump is unfree passing gas
still it yet is a fact
though i say it with tact
every as*h*le alas is an a*s
* * *
a dedication of Respect
for
the Pain
every as*hol* unfreely causes
a helios sonnet
april, 2022 -- the smell of a*shol*s in the spring air
"doc"
"Document On Clarity"
the enemy of any will "free" of Reason
P U P
"Prevent Unnecessary Pain"
to all conscious, feeling beings,
even ***holes,
for Pain in and of itself is bad,
and thus to needlessly cause Pain is irrational;
as well as unethical
G R O G
the new and improved
"Golden Rule On Goodness"
with the motto
"get drunk on it!"
rather than the belief in a "free soul" -- whatever the he*l that might be, and the existence for which, beyond all Intelligent doubt, only a fart supports
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the doctor is in
and full of energy,
being full of beans
in not being free to choose, the serial killer is not responsible.
thus, a society should permit the serial killer to run free--unless not
permitting the serial killer to run free might prevent needless Pain to
conscious, feeling beings; or might deter the potential serial killer from
causing needless Pain to conscious, feeling beings; or both.
in conclusion, a society can causally choose to be either irrational (by
possibly not Preventing Unnecessary Pain) or Rational (by possibly Preventing
Unnecessary Pain).
by
a political poet of Reality with a Reasonable need for a majority
"To Rationally Unite and Stand for Truth"
T R U S T
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or "the music in the molestation"
"give me a child till he is seven, and i will show you an irrational man."
--the religious saint of loyala, the irrational founder of
the society of irrational men
"from an Ethics vile, in the porches of my ears did pour the religious
distilment."
--which is mass produced and bottled as "holy water"
"the more religious a society is, the more social problems a society has, not
to mention the more bibles unread--let alone reread--much less analyzed."
--a sunday-school graduate and valedictorian
* * *
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wanted
dead or risen
the molester
of an underaged virgin
abused and impregnated through the ear
spawning
the rapist
himself
last seen
fleeing
a cave
upon
whispering wings
any unseeking seeker apprehending said felon shall receive a brain
a dedication of deep despair
for
the cracked easter egg
and the life it never lived
a "helios" ekphrastic concrete free verse
incorporating
irony, symbolism, allusions, connotation, enjambment, puns, and so on
plus
strong words and graphic imagery for a Rational audience only
march, 2022 -- the perp on high still at large
"doc"
"Document On Clarity"
the enemy of "the supernatural"--whatever that could possibly be
P U P
"Prevent Unnecessary Pain"
to all conscious, feeling beings
including
the poetess-child abused through the ear
and thus hearing music in a cliterdectomy
G R O G
the new and improved
"Golden Rule On Goodness"
with the motto
"get drunk on it!"
instead of a tear drop
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the doctor is in
* an ekphrastic poem is a vivid, often dramatic, verbal description of a visual
work of art, either real or imagined--similar to a graven image of a "god"
in the image of a man and imagined as real.
* a concrete poem is a graphic arrangement of letters, words, or symbols on
the page to present a visual image conveying the poet's meaning, such as
a visual image of a cross conveying the meaning "the bastard of the
bastard that raped a minor is a bastard."
* in not having a fully developed brain, a child is generally incapable of
sound Reasoning, and thus Rationally unable to consent to a sexual
activity with an adult "deity" or an orgy with a "godhead"--not even if
a christian sinner wishes the child-virgin to get laid.
* a grown up "god" engaging in any sexual activity with a child is performing
a Rationally unethical act, which, if a "god" be "all-knowing," is punishable
by eternal damnation in hellfire without parole.
* knowledge is information acquired; thus anybody "all-knowing" previously
was not a know-it-all.
a Rational scientist-philosopher-artist
knowing merely that which is worth knowing
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3-29-2022
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A Paragon of Modesty am I--
for mirrors never either laugh or lie.
Dedicated with Modesty
for
the Nonpareil of Wit
Couplet
February 4, 2022
"YOUR BEST RHYMING COUPLET, #4" Poetry Contest
L Milton Hankins
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"A Paean to Wisdom"
* * *
Of an Angel a Tune shall I sing,
though a halo no brow ever ring,
or in saying good night,
any spirit take flight
to a tune on a whispering wing.
* * *
A Dedication of Respect
to
A Follower of Truth
"The Tune to Croon"
vivace di solennità
By a moon of an en- vi- ous eye,
F3 E3 D3 E3 F3 G3 A3 B3 G3
for an An- ge- la Tune shall I sigh
F3 E3 D3 E3 F3 G3 B3 A3 G3
in a tongue sil- ver sweet
F3 E3 D3 E3 F3 G3
to a tong and a beat
A3 B3 C4 E4 D4 C4
air- y fair- y rings swing to on high.
E4 C4 D4 E4 F4 G4 A4 B4 C4
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Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Margarita Lillico
April 2, 2022
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New Team, New Team Member
The following statistics are from the National SAFE KIDS Campaign and the American Academy of Pediatrics:
More than 3 million children ages 14 and younger get hurt annually playing
sports.
The leading cause of death from a sports-related injury is a brain injury.
Sports activities contribute to approximately 20 percent of all traumatic
brain injuries among American children.
More than 775,000 children, ages 14 and younger, are treated in hospital
emergency rooms for sports-related injuries each year. Most of the injuries
occurred as a result of falls, being struck by an object, collisions, or
overexertion during unorganized or informal sports activities.
The highest rates of injury occur in sports that involve contact and
collisions.
More severe injuries occur during individual sports.
Hundreds of thousands of children ages 5 to 14 are treated in hospital
emergency rooms each year for basketball-, baseball-, softball-, football-,
ice hockey-, and soccer-related injuries.
* * *
With players being somewhat rough today,
Perhaps we might a baller full rename
By choosing from a rosy-sweet bouquet--
A blossom worthy of a baller's fame!
This Panther here a "Pretty Pansy" flag!
That Predator a "Peony" or "Pink"!
The Diamondback a "Dishy Daphne" tag!
Or still a "Lady's Mantle with a Wink"!
This Lion "Dandelion Soft" but cheer!
That Tiger straight turn "Tiger Lily Gay"!
Let "Brewski Golden Dewdrop" guzzle beer!
Then baptize every Padre "Poppy Fay"!
While branding each fanatic "Flower Head"--
With you "The Rose for Little Leaguers Dead"!
* * *
Dedicated with Respect
for
Every Rational New Team Member
"Hyperion" Sonnet
February 12, 2002
"A Strand (1072)" Poetry Contest
Brian Strand
The Rational Activist-Poet
for
The "Prevention of Unnecessary Pain"
to
All Conscious, Sentient Beings
P U P
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The Child of Spring Condemned to the Sweat Shop
"Who would fardels bear to grunt and sweat under a weary life?"
--a noble prince who never in his entire life has grunted once
or broken a sweat, save on his throne every day sh*tting
"Approximately 88 percent of the wealth created last year went to the one
percent rich as opposed to half the world’s poor (3.7 billion people), who saw
no increase in their income. . . . This is an economy for the one percent at
the cost of the 99 percent. . . ."
--The International News
"The gross federal debt of the United States has surpassed
$29,000,000,000,000."
--The Peter G. Peterson Foundation
"My, how I love all your new granite counter tops! Why, never have I seen so
many walk-in closets stacked with shoes! Sigh, I wish I had an SUV like
yours!"
--one of your countless admirers
* * *
Oh, there yet is a clique in a niche
Here entitled "The One Percent Rich"
Which enslaves every child
Either docile or mild
To a credit card you fail to pitch
* * *
Dedicated with Respect
for
the children of today and tomorrow
who according to the Theory of Probability
shall waste a lifetime
in an effort to never pay off the global debt
ever possessed by the rich
who own practically everything
including the United States
and
all of you
who occasionally retaliate by calling the top one percent
a dirty name
but
in reality
you much prefer the rich as
The Gods of Your Idolatry
Limerick
February 9, 2022
"The Sweat Shop" Poetry Contest
Kai Michael Neumann
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Believe in Love, for Love can conquer all--
Excepting, to be sure, all biases,
Since you love your own baby more than mine,
While loving more your furry baby still;
Believe in Love, though Love is prejudiced,
As you prefer your spouse to each best friend,
The sex you are "inside," its leanings yet,
Together with your hundred shades of grey;
Believe in Love, in spite of Love's false face,
For ever Love's true heart desires its skin,
Its Brother Klan, its Father--land and god--
With too, of course, its one true faith, football;
Believe in Love, that genocidist fine,
Who bacon loves as much as its own kind,
And Love, no hypocrite, takes here this knife
To slice each pig itself or any kin.
January 8, 2022
Blank Verse (Iambic Pentameter)
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"Simple" Simon: A Nursery Rhyme for "Children"
"Most prospective parents are unable to count up to ten birth defects on a
baby's little piggy toes--let alone pronounce 'anencephaly' or 'glossoptosis.'"
--the Poet who mastered his numbers as well as ABC's
"The estimated incidence of Down syndrome is between 1 in 1,000 to 1 in
1,100 live births worldwide."
--The World Health Organization
"Trisomy 13 [Patau syndrome] . . . affects approximately one in every 8,000
to 12,000 live births."
--AboutKidsHealth
"Trisomy 18 [Edwards' syndrome] affects one in 3,000 to 11,000 newborns."
--Birth Defect Research for Children
"[O]ne in every 200,000 live twin births worldwide are conjoined. . . ."
--The University of Maryland Medical Center
"Globally, an estimated 8 million newborns are born with a birth defect every
year."
--The World Health Organization
"Worldwide, an estimated 3.3 million children under the age of 5 die each
year from serious birth defects. . . ."
--PubMed
"Every 4 1/2 minutes, a baby is born with a birth defect in the United
States. Birth defects affect 1 in every 33 babies born in the United
States each year. That translates into about 120,000 babies."
--The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
"O! 'Simple' Simon born with Down, alas, is somewhat 'slow,'
And with his Down but down is 'Simple' Simon bound to go--
Along with his Cyclopia, cleft palate, and cleft lip--
Together with displasia, a 'disadvantaged' hip--
'Displacement' of the tongue, leukemia, and 'lazy' eye--
'Obesity,' a 'missing' thumb, and hatred deep for pie;
Though every Sunday morning Simon 'hobbles' to the fair,
Delighting with a 'pieman' there to share a 'pie' most rare--
Although the 'pieman' has Patau with anencephaly--
Pneumonia, glossoptosis, AIDS, and polydactyly--
Plus 'undescended' 'test*cles' of one 'enormous' size--
An 'undeveloped' nose, and an aversion to all pies;
Howbeit, Simon and the 'pieman' 'tarte aux pêches' yet 'eat,'
For 'Sad' Simone de 'Simple' ever offers each a 'treat'--
Regardless of her being birthed with Trisomy 18--
Conjoined a twin who born again turned faithless libertine--
With 'small' and 'large' intestines on the outside, heart disease--
'Abnormally' 'wee' head, and feral 'pussies' 'Siamese';
Since e'er Catholicism 'freely willed' to not abort,
Or 'Sad' Simone or 'Poor' Paulette of several digits 'short'--
The latter twin with Trisomy 13 'sans' intellect--
With eyes 'set close,' an 'incapacity' to genuflect--
The bowels on the far side of Simone's enteric chain--
An 'undeveloped' nostril, and a face a little 'plain';
While Simon and the 'pieman' 'eating' 'pie' with 'pêches et crème,'
Remind the fine observer of the pithy apothegm--
'A pair of tongues "displaced" are better certes than simply one'--
While even 'b**bies' here recall 'One "eats" to live, not pun'--
As Miss de 'Simple' sharing 'pie' and Miss de 'Simple' yet
In alleys sing this tragic triolet in a duet:
The "Tragical" Song of "Sad" Simone and "Poor" Paulette
Entitled
"Just Do It! To Hell with 'Love'!"
(En Franglais, a "tongue" "corrupt")
'Aie, "m*rde"! Paulette! Ma "tarte"! Si sore!'
'Et la mienne, Simone! O! Oui!
"Puta*n"! Chacune de nos une "wh*re"!'
'Aie, "m*rde"! Paulette! Ma "tarte"! Si sore!'
'Et la mienne! With forty score--
Of STD's! De ces "pen*s"!'
'Aie, "m*rde"! Paulette! Ma "tarte"! Si sore!'
'Et la mienne, Simone! O! Oui!'
The Malodious Tune sans "Defect"
(Allegro/Staccatos)
A3 A3 A3 D4 A3 B3 A3 D3
A3 A3 A3 D4 A3 C4# B3 B3
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 B3 A3 E3
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 A3 A3 E4
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 A3 A3 E4
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 E4 D4 D4
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 A3 A3 E4
A3 A3 A3 E4 A3 E4 D4 D4
Dedicated with Respect for Julia W--, yet another Victim of spamming
Poets in the Soup who are interested in learning more concerning the problem of spamming may wish to either refer to the following article by Elizabeth Gravier posted online or contact the Evil Empire known as "Google" to voice a rational complaint--or both:
"Spam Texts and Phone Scams Are on the Rise"
Elizabeth Gravier
Updated Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Nursery Rhyme/Triolet/Song/Music
January 27, 2022
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"Reality is closed to interpretation; your reality, however, is open wide."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
"a True work of art is a Document On Clarity open to your analytical skills,
which suck."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
"human genetics determine the color of one's eyes; humans determine the
color of one's character. thus, the majority of eyes are brown, the majority
of characters black."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
"most never awake from wonderland."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
"the unprincipled are offended by a dirty word."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
"a poet need resort to the asterisk -- or star key -- in writing for the
the unethical reader."
--if i may say so, in staying fully on theme
* * *
"you're nothing but a pack of cards!"
--a Rational alice, at the moment of her awakening
from wonderland and returning to wonderland
but hop to wonderland by any hole
and plop your bunny buns at "who are you?"
a duchess bored of tw*t on birth control
the peppered pig she sh*t into the loo
a tweedledo*che to tweedleb*g attached
the squ*rted squ*rt a tweedledo*cheb*g tw*t
an itty mouse a wh*re mouse swift dispatched
the t*tty louse nymph*t a kitty sl*t
a f*tty cat scat mockingbirdies glocks
a hatter mad in padded pad and pate
a crotchety croquet que*n lopping c*cks
a rabbit rabid eating ta*ls it ate
a lass whose p*ssy grins in picture books
an alice who through Thinking glasses looks
* * *
a dedication of Respect
for
my looking glass
a helios sonnet
april, 2022 -- bunnies in wonderland littering
"doc"
"Document On Clarity" --
the enemy of bunny littering
P U P
"Prevent Unnecessary Pain"
to
all conscious, feeling beings
by f*cking like rabbits on birth control
G R O G
the new and improved
"Golden Rule On Goodness"
with the motto
"get drunk on it!"
and rabbit h*les on the pill
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"the rabbit test became a widely used animal-based test for pregnancy.
the term "rabbit test" was first recorded in 1949, and was the origin of a
common euphemism, "the rabbit died," for a positive pregnancy test.
the phrase was, in fact, based on a common misconception about the test.
while many people assumed that the injected rabbit would die only if the
woman was pregnant, in fact all rabbits used for the test died, as they
had to be surgically opened in order to examine the ovaries."
--wikipedia, wishing all humans who exploit
conscious, feeling beings like themselves
a happy easter
the rabbit died, you p*nty h*mster
the rabbit died, you m*ssy cl*ft
the rabbit died, you po*ntang
the rabbit died, you me*t sle*ve
the rabbit died, you ha*r p*e
the rabbit died, you be*ver
the rabbit died, you fr*nt b*tt
the rabbit died, you c*ck p*uch
the rabbit died, you f*r b*rger
the rabbit died, you c*nt
a Rational clean code, clean conscience
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