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No Female's Right To Choose

or Life and Pain -- Twin Peas in a Pod "When that I was and a little tiny boy, with hey, ho, the wind and the rain, a foolish thing was but a toy, for the rain it raineth every day -- along with umpteen birth defects, deadly diseases, natural disasters, tragic accidents, and human abuses." -- a former little tiny boy a current Levelheaded adult * * * No girl has any right to breed or not -- her having not an egg's permission got to risk it in a world of wind and rain inside the eye of one vast hurricane. * * * a dedication of Respect for the Rationally Ethical antinatalist, Sensibly anti-dying in Pain by cataracts and hurricanoes -- et cetera and so on and so forth and such dot dot dot a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on natalism -- an ideology irrational still in floods of tears february, 2023 -- billions of pro-lifers yet in full flow in company with countless blastulas to be birthed into ceaseless future horrors untold sans consent (aside from a horror-free guarantee)

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A Turd's Worth

or The Value of Romanticism "Suspicious of Reason, romanticists prefer leaps of faith -- in addition to leaps off cliffs, aside from bridges." -- in the soup the brain of Reason sole not stuck in muck * * * Imagine if a daffodil could feel, when in an idyll wandering lonely by, some poetaster at its cup should kneel, to suck that dilly's filament root dry! Then after as they idly share a f*g, a dirty dil unzips its golden dew, and sepaling the f*g in one long drag, it pistils both beneath an English yew! Soon next a crowd of daft O'dils bud round, all swilling sweet mint tulips stoned on grass, till potted pollen sacs of glands unbound, deep plow the poetaster up his a*s -- as hosts of rapt romantics serenade while pu*sywillows cattail nature's blade! * * * a dedication of Respect for Clarity -- the enemy of poetasters confounded a revolving helios sonnet shakespearean satire menippean on the individualism of countless sentimentalists mainstream in lacking Reasoning skills march, 2023 - yet reckless rhymesters romantic fancying fairy tales fatal

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To My Solemate --

A Whale of a Tale "There yet are plenty of 'soulmates' in the sea -- in all seven seas, in fact." -- a non-fishy fish fact for the romantic rare (as well as raw) * * * Although I reeled in you from out the blue, I could have hooked some other solemate true; I might have rowed my dinghy farther out, And caught a tuna, tripletail, or trout; Inside a trap upon the ocean floor, A lobster large I could have snared offshore; Or on the daily turning of the tide, A crab I might have netted, had I tried; A shark I could have roasted, broiled, or baked, Or still an eel my hunger might have slaked; While had a soured herring made me ill, The sea has herrings of a different gill; Yet you but one choice had from which to pick -- There being solely one great Moby-Dick. * * * a dedication of Respect for a Truth beyond all Rational doubt though it stink like a fish a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on "spiritual" unions -- yet all wet may, 2023 -- finding one's sole "soulmate" still like shooting fish in a barrel

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Kindred Spirits Unkind

"Rooted in bias, love sprouts into prejudice and discrimination; grows into exploitation, oppression, and enslavement; and spreads into genocide." -- the story of love grown to seed for one's own kind * * * A pair of shade trees Bunyanesque in breadth as well as height enrapt e'er by each other's gaze each other's crowns enwrapped till round the earth entire a shadow vast eclipsed the light -- its eyeless weight unbearable to rayless life entrapped. * * * a dedication of Respect for the garden of Reason, free of love's weeds rank and gross in nature a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on love yet in search of light february, 2023 -- the romantic rhymester's bouquet of love "poems" still as popular as they are deadly

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Newton Yet Mechanically Rolling Over In His Grave

"Spotlit center stage, today's modern physicist in the fashionable Armani wardrobe incoherently presents his latest bestseller on 'bent space' to a packed auditorium of wildly adoring morons." -- zero scientific proof beyond all Rational doubt coherently presented in the latest bestseller * * * The universe reduced is merely space and one machine comprising naught but tiny quantum particles discrete, nonconscious force and matter bits true disinclined to lean toward any "pregnant virgin," "god," or "holy ghost in sheet"; each physicist in being just a lump of universe comprises naught but bitsy quantum particles and space, like each Joe Blow an iamb mere in meters vast of verse sans any wacky "soul" or weird "black hole" in uppercase; a robot full unfree is he who slow evolved to feel in bearing neural network chains enslaving him to pain, complexities in quantum patterns cueing pain is real despite an eyeless cosmic sweep and skull without a brain -- dissimilar to physicists -- and Joe -- in this respect, each with a brain still in a brainless state of plain neglect. * * * a dedication of Respect for the ancient scientific method of Reason in sharp contrast to the modern physicist's leap of faith a revolving helios sonnet menippean satire on the idolatry of alphabet credentials in lieu of Sound arguments february, 2023 -- yet countless romantics and rhymesters still flunking Physics I (in addition to skipping astronomy class)

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The Defenders of Dying In Pain -- Slowly

"To knowingly force a conscious, feeling newborn onto a planet of countless deadly birth defects, biological diseases, natural disasters, tragic accidents, and human abuses is Rationally -- in addition to Ethically -- unforgivable." -- Deliberate Cruelty 101 * * * A child died each five seconds worldwide still again today when yet life lovers ignorant of life got in the way. * * * a dedication of Respect for the ceaseless Pain of children untold a revolving helios couplet menippean satire on the ideology of natalism -- the number-one cause of unnecessary Harm march, 2023 -- yet thick as thieves life and manifold Horrors unimaginable

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Puppet Hard Determined

"Each human sensation, feeling, thought, and action is the effect of quantum force particles mechanically pushing quantum matter particles into sets of geometric patterns sans the influential assistance of a professional 'soul' in Interior Design." -- Physics 101 for Woodenheads * * * On countless neural network strings each man a puppet mere controlled is by the brain itself a programmed puppeteer reduced to nought save countless quantum particles in space of no "free will" or yet a "soul" with which to interface. * * * a dedication of Respect for Truth beyond all Rational doubt mechanically deduced from Facts a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on "metaphysics" -- a Logically empty concept easily programmed into puppets blessed with sawdust for brains march, 2023 -- yet seemingly endless proof of the existence of the "supernatural" everywhere in fictions and fairy tales (to say nothing of soups)

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No Intelligent Life Yet On Mars --

or on Most of the Emerald Isles "It's hard never to have been green." -- countless puny Irish sp*rmatozoa tadpolelike wasted each w*nk * * * O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars -- still no little green men quitting bars clearly que*r on green beer cheering Brit Eddie Lear veering off Irish roads in green cars! * * * a dedication of Respect for Rationally Ethical traditions Sober a revolving helios limerick satire menippean on giving a green light to alcohol -- particularly dirt-cheap booze of a titillating tint to twits and twats march, 2023 -- yet worldwide one alcohol-related death each minute -- including even a few deaths of children

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A Rational Ethics With Pickles On the Side

"Imagination is as imagination does." -- a poet of a truly handsome imagination * * * On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day, Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-duper fay along with airy nothings each a super fairy fair toot sweet at dawning soar to save a piggy in despair -- as well as dogies, chicks, and turkeys frightened and distressed, all penned in horror houses slaves enchained and mean oppressed, as monsters eating flesh fresh on a sandwich bread or bun still gather at the river picnic barbecue for fun -- the skin of feeling beings bringing monsters sinful joy, each devil glib an addict hard e'er since a girl or boy a belly stuffing till a booty burps a pickle juice, a cupful running over squirting out a rank caboose -- hence Fancy and her heroes in Imagination's flight to rescue innocents swift fly in costumes super tight, proud armed with one fine mighty pen a lyricist designed, a humble bard of all parts swell and one divine behind -- till o'er the Globe each critter penned repenned herein is free to flee a hummingbird! a butterfly! a bumblebee! and fleetly flutter, flit, and float forthwith to Pheasant Farm where swell cucumbers well-preserved greet every new freed swarm -- as each hip hearty pickle sweet a party tickler toots, and baby gherkins tweet in party hats and birthday suits, while bread-and-butter pickles with a touch of sugar fine in hammocks sunny yellow mellow with a pickle brine -- and in its prime a pickle lime high leaps in double time, as pickles hot hotfoot it straight to chime a rhyme sublime, though Princess Cornichon du Tarragon (a tart of taste) prefers a spicy Kool-Aid pickle red and pickle-faced -- yet Pole and German pickles stout refrain disdaining salt to entertain themselves in pickle barrels in the vault, whereas a sour dill all soured still on frills and thrills enjoys an evening home where in its jar it sweetly chills -- while up above the pickling earth within a world on high, a host of starry eyes all wink at oes upon the sky, as super-duper Superhero Fancy and her fays the pooper scooper neatly set aside for rainy days. * * * a dedication of Respect for the Pain of countless conscious, feeling beings -- yet Victims being tortured due to the lack of Imagination a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on the Rationally unethical ideology of speciesism -- with the average speciesist still in a pretty pickle pertaining to pronunciation prowess february, 2023 -- yet a Rational Intelligence necessarily preceding Empathy with pickles on top

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No Right To Lay An Egg

"The sky it falleth every day -- along with bird sh*t." -- Mother Earth of still a Chicken Little dying of a birth defect, disease, disaster, accident, or human abuse yet each five sec- onds * * * No hen has any right to breed or not -- her having not an egg's permission got to hatch it in an open, wireless coup and risk it ending up boiled chicken soup. * * * a dedication of Respect for the Ethical hen whose need to breed a chick to feed out clucked is still by Reason a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on natalism -- the brainless ideology running around with its head cut off april, 2023 -- the henhouse of nests yet being feathered in preparation for the inevitable fox

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