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Wuff Poems - Poems about Wuff


Menacing
...Boldly soldier shemaghed scarf Ammo railed full masked buff Middle East catwalked explosions Judge clowned judgement of jud Little girl drank a cup of wuff Beloved siblings danced a lot of g......

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Categories: wuff, anger, humanity,
Form: Grook
Decidedlly Not the Kind of Hot Dog You'D Ever Want To Eat
...Herr Schneider and his Heidi Lived a staid and peaceful life In a suburb prim and tidy, Free of rancour, free of strife. One blessing only Heaven denied To this prosperous married pair No in......

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Categories: wuff, animal,
Form: Didactic



A Cautionary Tail
...Herr Heinrich Schneider and his spouse Felt the need to wander, And for once to leave their house For a land that lay far yonder. Japan at cherry-blossom time! No better place than this Enthr......

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Categories: wuff, dog,
Form: Didactic
Ewmer Fudd the Easter Gwinch and Dis Weally Buggs Me -
...Pweeze wet me expwain, officer - I taught it was dat wascally wabbit agin... buwwowing under my ewectric fence, eating up my cawwots. wettece, my bwoccoli and-and...even my woot-a-beggers! He's a we......

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Categories: wuff, funny, holiday, me,
Form: Narrative
Dog Gone Languages
...Dog Gone Languages All dogs bark except the Dingo Humans think they know the lingo But truth be told – reality It’s a different sound in each country In Arabic – hau-hau, how-how Armenian – haf-haf ......

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Categories: wuff, animals, education, pets,
Form: Rhyme



The Bow-Wow Song !
...I was ‘ Walking ’ back from grocery shopping When I saw something, that had me hopping… … mad, I mean… at what I seen … a Man treating a Dog, just like a Queen ! They rode past in a top-down ca......

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Categories: wuff, allegory, angst, animals, funny,
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things