The Wriggler Squiggler was a caterpillar
A graduate from Harvard- a faith healer
He squirmed on Lucy my wife
"Mom what is the way of life?"
He asked with an air of a lady killer
Categories:
wriggler, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
I call it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful gas gets meaner
on this café’s john for fresh butt clean.
While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!
©
For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud
Categories:
wriggler, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme