Windbags Poems | Examples


Premium Member'all Well' Or Oil Well

Deep Southern accents
    today rarely heard
  except in a handful of words

  But New Yorkers still manage
    to talk so darn fast
  their reputation as windbags
    forever will last
Categories: windbags, new york, spoken word,
Form: Rhyme

Up In Arms


Another wave of voter vexation
is swamping the shutdown nation

To the left, 
the windpipes are hissing
To the right,
the windbags are dissing

And all of the kitchen cabinet aprons
got their middle fingers
pointing up     deaf adder listening    

Their thumbs down
is the ballot death blow sign:
Telling the weathervane citizens,
the rainy day 
slush fund money is missing

The proletariat are up in arms,
so voter vexed   ...   they’re getting no paychecks

When the last mint cookie crumble,
the murmurers 
are gonna misty-eye mumble

The viper sound bytes
are cobra kissing — 
Blowing inherit-the-wind 
lipstick jinn wishes

Getaway stage right poll exit
says last count call:
the vault money is missing

The proletariat are up in arms,
so voter vexed   ...   they’re getting no paychecks

To the right, 
the windpipes are bursting
To the left,
the windbags are cursing

And all of the kitchen cabinet aprons
got their middle fingers
pointing up     to the empty cookie jar

As the latest patriotic wave of voter vexation
is giving wet back hex to a grumbling nation

And the whether vain citizens don’t know which way to turn
Categories: windbags, cry, howl, people, political,
Form: Ballad


Art and Its People

Fickle Art and control Freaky
Don't play well together
Tolerance was not accepted
'Cause he wore pink shoes

Cross the street each day at the same intersection
Fickle Art and control freaky but the road was not
And never could be big enough for these to share

Time square and Big Ben don't speak the same lingo
Don't hold the same values to be sacred 
Dust will blow and dust will go
Huff and puff, back to the dust

Medical examiner: What stopped his heart?
Lack of tidal volume, puffed too long
Collapsed a lung...Fire up the crematory

Is it dusty in here?

***Artist note:  Ever get tired of the windbags can't let you live your life and them theirs? I sure do.
Categories: windbags, absence, angst,
Form: Free verse

Bagpipes

Bagpipes
Wailing noises
Learners seldom impress
Neighbours often threaten lawsuits
Windbags

Jack Horne for Nette’s Melody cinquain contest
Categories: windbags, music,
Form: Cinquain
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