Jingles bells, jingles bells
The fat-man yells Ho, ho, ho
Down the chimney he goes
Stuck wigging his toes
Categories:
wigging, christmas,
Form: Chastushka
not knowing
so told so by
using sponge
sopping up
spills knowledge
now i know
wigs are given
names so you
can become
someone else
there goes
Madonna and
there's Oliver
he was once
a she but now
it's all in
the wig
(Thank you Maureen)
Categories:
wigging, muse,
Form: I do not know?
The once was a man with a long bad tongue
He wrote poor lyrics and never got sung,
His lengthy words were a farce
They came out of his ****,
Smelling like stagnate garbage of bung.
She is a lady from Mersey side
In need of a smack on her backside
Her finger always digging
To give someone a wigging
she is neither clever nor dignified.
A man from earth snorkels like a hog
Cries like a cat and growls like a dog,
A true pain in the bum
Because he is scum,
He lives happily in a repulsive bog.
There was a lady who travels a lot
She has rounded face and a beauty spot
She is loud as a siren
Thinking she’s Lord Byron
She is Dorothy they call her Dot.
There was a man who owned a yacht
He was depressed and overwrought,
Ladies loathed his clowning
They had no time for fooling,
He needed some serious food for thought.
Danny was a man from the You Ess Ay
A Canadian lady who liked to pray
A twit from Denmark with an Italian postmark
And a Kenyan who lives in Bombay.
Categories:
wigging, fun,
Form: Limerick
in bed half dreaming
wigging her toes
in the sand
posted on July 16, 2018
Categories:
wigging, dream,
Form: Senryu