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I'm Bald headed-have piss yellow teeth
don't use balm or whiteners to appear young again 
every scar is a jagged path to a novella called living. 
Cursed and blessed with a good heart
wild horse temperament that's bucked most riders off.
Loyal to a fault for the few who've stuck it out
through all the ups and downs.
I could blow out of here at any time 
but for now everything's just fine.. 
I've crash landed on a cay of calm.. 
Quite proud that I've made it this far
more than half way to a hell, oft mistaken as a star
   At times slipping into the murky waters of mundane,
just another battered face rooting through a discount bin
Always on the fringe of a spinning tassel of content
Everywhere there's mounds of glitter glued to plastic bags.
covering up the dry rot-I've no interest in any of that
Shocking I can pull it together at a funeral 
but not when I'm putting down a pet-
    I want to be a whirling dust devil 
outside this hollow town
not inside the plastic masks
of all the dead hearted clowns.
Categories: whiteners, age,
Form: Free verse

To Whiten Teeth Or Not To

.            (A GROSS POEM ABOUT TOOTHBRUSHES AND WHITENERS)



W* T*** R**   WHITE TEETH THE ROMAN WAY.  THEY HAD BRUSHES MADE FROM BONES.
H * E* T* O*W  WORSE THAN THAT IS A FACT LITTLE KNOWN THEIR WHITENER WAS URINE.
I *  E* H* M*A * urine.  Yuck
T*  T*  E* A*Y * urine.  Yuck
E*  H***  N**  * urine.  Yuck
Whitener was urine.  Yuck!!!!
Categories: whiteners, funny, history, people
Form: Shape


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