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To Whiten Teeth Or Not To

. (A GROSS POEM ABOUT TOOTHBRUSHES AND WHITENERS) W* T*** R** WHITE TEETH THE ROMAN WAY. THEY HAD BRUSHES MADE FROM BONES. H * E* T* O*W WORSE THAN THAT IS A FACT LITTLE KNOWN THEIR WHITENER WAS URINE. I * E* H* M*A * urine. Yuck T* T* E* A*Y * urine. Yuck E* H*** N** * urine. Yuck Whitener was urine. Yuck!!!!

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Date: 9/27/2009 11:03:00 PM
Thank Caesar , for Colgate .... No wonder they all loked so P****D -off !!! ... Yuckkkk !!
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Date: 9/27/2009 12:54:00 PM
Research, thought, and effort went into this one. Sara
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Date: 9/27/2009 11:41:00 AM
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol !!
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Date: 9/27/2009 11:24:00 AM
Yuck, is right, nice work and shape..it maybe more concrete than shape...Raul
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