Whinged Poems - Poems about Whinged

...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me w......

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...Sometimes after Lisa and I do our early-morning 4 mile run (we treadmill in the basement fitness center if it’s under 43 degrees), I come back and lie on my bed, for just for a moment. This morning i......

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...Grandpa’s heading off to Bali so he said the other day, that’s when I laughed at Grandpa ‘cause I knew in a way, that he’d never pass the medical that tourists have to take, and so travelling over......

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...William had a whinging wife. William was a fool. When she begged him for some water, For too wet her whistle. William tossed her in the pool. William’s wife Wilma, Looked at life quite starkl......

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...I’ve always been a cash man, so when me cash was blown, I might be sitting back all stony broke and pleading for a loan, at least I know that if a mate, throws up a couple of pound, that I can pay......

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..."I'll have a sip of beer my dear," The wife would always say. I was not one for sharing see, She knew that anyway. The sharing wasn't my concern, But would I have enough? To see me th......

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