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Whinged Poems - Poems about Whinged


Premium Member Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese
...“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know, Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.” Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these, It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.......

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Categories: whinged, cat, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Buzz Off
...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me w......

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Categories: whinged, humorous, insect,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member making men
...Sometimes after Lisa and I do our early-morning 4 mile run (we treadmill in the basement fitness center if it’s under 43 degrees), I come back and lie on my bed, for just for a moment. This morning i......

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Categories: whinged, friendship, humor, men, military,
Form: Free verse
At That Age
...Grandpa’s heading off to Bali so he said the other day, that’s when I laughed at Grandpa ‘cause I knew in a way, that he’d never pass the medical that tourists have to take, and so travelling over......

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Categories: whinged, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Williams Whinging Wife
...William had a whinging wife. William was a fool. When she begged him for some water, For too wet her whistle. William tossed her in the pool. William’s wife Wilma, Looked at life quite starkl......

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Categories: whinged, humorous, husband, relationship, silly,
Form: Alliteration



Computer Error
...I’ve always been a cash man, so when me cash was blown, I might be sitting back all stony broke and pleading for a loan, at least I know that if a mate, throws up a couple of pound, that I can pay......

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Categories: whinged, computer, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Wife's Revenge
..."I'll have a sip of beer my dear," The wife would always say. I was not one for sharing see, She knew that anyway. The sharing wasn't my concern, But would I have enough? To see me th......

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Categories: whinged, funny, me, me,
Form: Ballad

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