Hello, I need a doodah,
An idgy widgy thing
They come in orange, red or black
Tied up in yellow string
I don’t know if you sell them
I only hope you do
The other shops don’t have them
They haven’t got a clue
One place, they had some whatsits
But they’re not quite the same
I’m terribly forgetful
I just can’t recall their name
If you have something similar
Then that might do instead
The colour does not matter
As long as it’s not red
Ok it’s not a problem
If you haven’t got them in
But do you sell those thingys
They’re sort of long and thin.
© John W Fenn 10-07-2009
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