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Humorous Wash Poems

These Humorous Wash poems are examples of Wash poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Wash Humorous poems written by international poets.

My Ty Lesson

One day I got up off the john,
And to my desk to work upon.
An hours passed.  I looked around.
To my amazing eyes I found:

My...

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Categories: wash, betrayal, emotions, funny, humor,

Wash Your Hands

When breakfast was almost ready,                    ...

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Categories: wash, food, kid, mom, teacher,

Wash Your Hands

Wash your hands
(to the tune of camp town races by Stephen Foster)

Some guy eats a bloody bat
do dah do dah
All I say is "fancy that"
all...

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Categories: wash, 7th grade, hope, humorous,

No Bath Go Wash

After decades of research,

On bathroom,

Oxford found,

Washroom!...

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Categories: wash, humorous, water,

The Cow At the Car Wash

The Cow at the Car Wash

By Elton Camp

Tex had a longhorn he hoped to sell
But it was too dirty to do very well

It’d been lolling...

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Categories: wash, humorous, car,