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Funny War Poems

These Funny War poems are examples of War poems about Funny. These are the best examples of War Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Friendly Invasion
War is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...

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Categories: war, africa, america, conflict, death,

Premium Member Longing
Love made me high
Then when it did die
Made me cry
Thought love was there to stay
But it is just a game people play
Promises made to be...

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Categories: war, allusion, care, fantasy, fate,

Premium Member The Journey
He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate time, usually when someone was trying to kill us.

Are you a believer now?

If I get...

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Categories: death, faith, god, war,

Duck and Cover
That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.

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Categories: conflict, fear, today, war,

What Is Making Him Feel To Be the Enemy of Everyone
What is making him feel
to be the enemy of everyone? 
He plays war games 
in the world and mean 
protecting his people. 
He put military...

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Categories: angst, war,

A Beko Chooses Nickname Gecko
Not for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is...

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Categories: adventure, celebrity, funny, war,

Premium Member Norwich
Back during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...

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Categories: war, funny, husband, word play,

Premium Member To Lisa and Joel
Monkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin

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Categories: war, animal, fun, funny, money,

The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post

Eventful War Book...

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Categories: war, conflict, funny, nonsense, political,

Lavrov Says Casus Belli Part 1
(after Ginsberg)

The words flash across the screen
I think I need a cigarette; it's twilight in the Tauride garden
A real war might start any day as

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Categories: war, america, angst, anxiety, literature,

Premium Member The Boots
You look great in those boots

But can you walk

Walk all over me

Straight up to your thighs

One kiss and I’ll surely die

Come on, give me the...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, sensual, war,

Premium Member Where Are
Where are
You must be at war
Again with yourself
Poor elf.

How is
Your health?
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...

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Categories: war, deep, dream, fantasy, funny

Premium Member My Hero
I hear them say,                                          ...

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Categories: food, snow, war,

Bedlam Blues
Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Categories: war, allegory, funny, murder, mythology,

Premium Member Putrid Putin
Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...

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Categories: murder, war,