Funny War Poems
These Funny War poems are examples of War poems about Funny. These are the best examples of War Funny poems written by international poets.
Humanitarian Aid
Remember America’s humanitarian aid
to Germany’s Nazis
and...
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Categories:
america, care, prison, war,
The JourneyHe always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If...
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Categories:
death, god, war, women,
Friendly InvasionWar is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...
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Categories:
war, africa, america, conflict, death,
LongingLove made me high
Then when it did die
Made me cry
Thought love was there to stay
But it is just a game people play
Promises made to be...
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Categories:
war, allusion, care, fantasy, fate,
The JourneyHe always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate time, usually when someone was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If I get...
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Categories:
death, faith, god, war,
Duck and CoverThat was the last call.
Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
...
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conflict, fear, today, war,
What Is Making Him Feel To Be the Enemy of EveryoneWhat is making him feel
to be the enemy of everyone?
He plays war games
in the world and mean
protecting his people.
He put military...
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Categories:
angst, war,
A Beko Chooses Nickname GeckoNot for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is...
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Categories:
adventure, celebrity, funny, war,
NorwichBack during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...
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Categories:
war, funny, husband, word play,
To Lisa and JoelMonkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin
Marmoset...
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war, animal, fun, funny, money,
LordedLorded
The mad writer licked the crystal
To get a sale
This he got oh yes
Bought an atomic
And sent it to Putin
By 1st class post
Eventful War Book...
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Categories:
war, conflict, funny, nonsense, political,
The BootsYou look great in those boots
But can you walk
Walk all over me
Straight up to your thighs
One kiss and I’ll surely die
Come on, give me the...
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Categories:
death, sensual, war,
Where AreWhere are
You?
You must be at war
Again with yourself
You
Poor elf.
How is
Your health?
Please
Wealth
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...
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Categories:
war, deep, dream, fantasy, funny
Categories:
food, snow, war,
Bedlam BluesCain killed Abel on a Monday night
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...
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Categories:
war, allegory, funny, murder, mythology,