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Wankers Poems - Poems about Wankers


Docket Time
...Docket Time There is always something more on the cards You think you have a full house and your enemy Does something unexpected from his bad script Written by amateurs and paid for by lunatics ......

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Categories: wankers, abuse, integrity, success,
Form: Free verse
Curry Crisps
...Curry Crisps In 1981 and 82 at Littlemoor School I was in Junior 4 With the rest of the little wankers who were my classmates I used to buy curry flavoured crisps for 10p at break time I got them......

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Categories: wankers, age, childhood, memory,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Android Charlie:The Sequel, the Drama- Repost
...Android Charlie: The Sequel: the Drama  Android Charlie II:The Sequel: The Drama OH, Charlie had money alright! A great house, wife,and a quite intelligent child, too! Very opulent, he! Three......

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Categories: wankers, humanity, relationship, technology,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
My Un-Favorite Things
...MY UN-FAVORITE THINGS Bastards and es and arseholes and wankers, Policeman and traffic wardens, and PayPal and bankers, I want to bind them with duck tape and string. These are a few of my unfa......

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Categories: wankers, angst, crazy, humor,
Form: Free verse
Leap Off a Day
...Leap off a Day Leap off a day full of struggle and toil. Pleasure-power fuels freedom's few precious hours. Head for the cellar where solace is found. Shoulder a way through the jostling cro......

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Categories: wankers, drink, , cute,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Consumer Act
...Consumer act Consumers consuming and submerging till they are consumed and spat out when they die Isn’t it funny to think consumerism is all about tomorrow and when and why? Consuming effort to thi......

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Categories: wankers, art,
Form: I do not know?
Bollockticians ******** Time
...Bollockticians ******** Time You can't believe a word they say The çants receive a world of pay They daily rob bread from me to top up public purse Pray God slay the queen could a republic be m......

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Categories: wankers, angst, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Privilege
...Oh! How I long for that one sweet moment of loneliness, when the human race decides to piss off, leaving me to wallow in my own company. The pressurized world, the ceremonious corporate recip......

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Categories: wankers,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things