Humorous Wall Poems

On Wall Street,
                    all is stocks,...

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The contest’s been judged;
seems results are fudged.
My poem’s the best,
yet not at the crest!

The sponsor’s mistook,
for I’ve had a look
at the winners list ~
that’s why...

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There's the mirror we look at
    to pick at spots,
The mirror we dress by,
    to see the lot, 
The...

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Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the mouthiest witch of all?
The mirror is silent in the hall, gone away to another ball.
Sink Sink wearing...

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In Wall street
                   almost all is gossip,
...

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I ask myself,                      ...

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begone spider now
creeping dark teeny shadow
into my bed do not fall

cat's eyes open wide
she wants you to be dinner
yum now she shan't be thinner


Choka  poetry...

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Those that live Wall Street,
                 do not work, do...

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HUMPTY TRUMPY’S WILL TO WALL

Humpty Trumpy is building his wall,
Hope Humpty Trumpy doesn’t fall
For if Russian or Chinese politicians 
Want to put him together again,
For...

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I write a thousand words a day
Thinking up new things to say
Existing just below You all
Living high-up on "The Wall"

I always think, what will it...

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Overheard by flies on the White House wall

   During Bubba's tete-a-tete with his moll.

      "Order extra salami

 ...

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Off the Wall

When she wore a see through brassiere
It was the end of her whole career
So she wanted to try a new antic
And decided to...

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