They had a whiz-bang chatter this morning.
A grandma grandson yackety-yak
Chatty Chat Chat Smile Laugh Laugh
On Facetime, an I-phone application
It was waggery talk
Mischievous but harmless
Nothing offensive was said
It brought a calm to both parties
The FaceTime concept less intimidating than I thought
At first it had bewildered and perplexed us
Grandma did not want to try it until this morning
Now she says “Who shall we call next?”
Categories:
waggery, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Waggery waggery a blown-up man
He was so fidgety when I was ten
He tossed up his head to make good his wager
He wanted to be a Sergeant but became a badger
And bully-ragged Harry our village mailman.
Waggery waggery galloping down the road
Punched through the ice and smashed into a toad
The toad was mad enough to chew his hats
Boozed up full whack as he had lost his bets
His plan was utterly bitterly flawed.
Waggery waggery not qualified for the job
'Just a blip', he said when attacked by a mob
Then he built a hut and stashed his wife in pits
Shook his head, 'good or bad?''Them as has, gits'
Went to my house at X'mas eve like blob.
Pure Childlike Fun and Enthusiasm Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger
DOE: 21st June, 2018
Categories:
waggery, fun, funny,
Form: Rhyme