umbrella unicorn underling understood utilizing Utopia
unless uncle Ulrich urged Uranus to undercut unicorn’s union
Union’s underground ugly units united umbrella unicorns
Unitarianism under siege, undercoated Uncle Ulrich,
undetermined units urged umbrella unicorn to unionize.
Categories:
unionize, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products
have hammered out a deal to
have the Pro-Chore Champion
go on tour with there company while they
conveince american homesteaders
to unionize and buy there Products.
They have partnered using Pro wrestling
to speak to the masses about the new
cotton powered batteries and wind turbine
that will revolutionize the world.
the CEO wishes to get Homesteader
to allow corpartions
to build mini apartment buildings on medium sized farms.
buildings with small stores and greenhouses.
they would have brickmaking capiblities and other works
that Produce Product all over the world.
He said if woorst comes to worst.
They will have buildings with infrastructure that will
last well into the next century.
We'll let you Know how it turns out.
Kelp Seaworthy Reports.
Categories:
unionize, business, music,
Form: Ballade
Sant's Village Rap.
It’s too cold up here in Santa’s Village
Where everything’s hand-made and vintage.
There ain’t no natural resources;
Just ice and snow, not even horses.
Got reindeer, y’know. Ho, ho, ho.
It’s hard to make so many Christmas toys
For all those good l’il girls and boys.
We must import exotic woods,
Metals, paints, and those plastic goods.
They ain’t cheap, y’know. Ho, ho, ho.
My elves all want a change of scene.
They’re tired of white; they want some green
They’re threatening to unionize,
If we don’t move to southern skies.
Ho, ho, ho. Froelischer Weinachen! Joyeux Noel! Horoshoe rojdetstvo!
Ho, ho, ho.
Mrs. Claus joined the picket line,
And with her went my reindeer nine.
Now Rudolph’s even on their side;
So there might not be no Christmas ride!
Ho, ho, ho. Sretan Bohzich! Feliz navidad! Buon natale’!
Ho, ho, ho.
I’ll kinda miss those northern lights,
Ice sculptures, snow men, starry nights –
No more invites to no Eskimo meals.
Goodbye polar bears, penguins and seals;
Ho, ho, ho. Vrolijk keerstfeest! Feliz natal! Mmeerrryyy Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!
Categories:
unionize, business, christmas, humor, rap,
Form: Lyric
Phone call after phone call
Sometimes begging for a sale
The man simply could not stay away from drugs
Gone now to the other side
After enjoying many`` highs
I continued to work there
Made plenty of sales
But eventually quit
Once a couple of us tried to unionize the place
We didn't do it
Death of a telephone salesman
Happens all too soon
In the field of telemarketing
Often too soon
Categories:
unionize, class, death, drug,
Form: Free verse
it's come to our attention and the people need to see
that now is the time to stop this economic inequality
the rich are getting richer while the poor are getting less
but my question is "how did we allow all of this to progress?"
deregulation, less overseeing and smaller government they desire to see
but it's really about keeping the 99% in a state of poverty
it's time to stop the insanity and finally realize
that a minimum wage job is not much of a prize
now is the time to band together, to unionize and start setting goals
to stop the Right-wingers and Tea Party clan from gaining more control
so let's organize, let's unite, let's work together as one
for there is strength in numbers that's more powerful than a gun
the American dream is being murdered by the 1% elite
it's time to stop the bleeding before economic death is complete
it's time to lead, it's time to fight, it's time to go all in
the battle might be long but we will prevail in the end
it's time to stop the insanity by going all in and taking a stand
so let's lead, unite and unionize every worker in this land
Categories:
unionize, inspirational, people, political, social,
Form: Carpe Diem
He died young
after making multiple phone calls
Sometimes he had to beg
the professionals he called
However, his totals were high enough
so thsy didn't fire him
I, too made plenty of phone calls
Banging my brains out
for sales
A couple of us bot in touch
with the union
The union people laughed
when we said
We were working for
a business publisher
and wanted to unionize
He's dead now
His life was marijuana smoke
and telephone calls
There was one guy there
who wrote newspaper articles
Should have written
about the death of a telephone salesman
Categories:
unionize, work,
Form: Free verse
The phantom called a meeting for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading their supplies.
Batman and his Robin boy came bursting through the night
the shadow showed up early to find the perfect light.
The Ranger with his six gun didn't come alone
Tanto rode up with him mounted on his roan.
Cisco came in swaying to his mariachi band
Poncho had his plate of beens and burito in his hand.
When Zero used the bathroom it's there he left his mark
while the sargent rode in circles all about the park.
When Spiderman showed up his shirt was all a mess
a pigeon on a window sill had do-doed on his vest.
I tell you it was crazy when they argued over dues
all they did was sit and eat and drink the phantoms booze.
When the meeting was ajourned the phantom left the room
the heros followed close behind and the room was left in ruins.
They should have never tried to organize
that should have came as no suprise
One has only but to realize
is that why the're all disguised
Categories:
unionize, cowboy-western, funny, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
The phantom called a meeting for He wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading the supplies.
Batman and His robin boy came bursting through the night
the shadow showed up early to find the perfect light.
The ranger with His six gun didn't come alone
Tanto rode upi with him mounted on his roan.
Cisco came in swaying to a mariachi band
poncho had his plate of beens and burito in his hand.
When Zero used the bathroom it's there he left his mark
and the sargent rode in circles all about the park.
When Spiderman showed up his shirt was all a mess
a pigepn on a window sill had do-doed on his vest.
I tell you it was crazy when they argued over dues
all they did was sit and eat and drink the phantoms booze.
When the meeting was ajourned the phantom left the room
the heros followed close behind and the place was left in ruins.
They should never try to organize that should come as no suprise
one has only but to realize
perhaps thats why the're all disguised
Categories:
unionize, cowboy-western, funny, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
The Phantom called a meeting for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading their supplies.
Bat man and his robin boy came bursting threw the night
The shadow showed up early to find the perfect light.
The ranger with his six gun didn't come alone
Tanto rode up with him mounted on his roan.
Cisco came in swaying to his mariachi band
Pancho had his plate of beans and burrito in his hand.
When Zero used the bathroom it's there he left his mark
while the sergeant rode in circles all about the park.
When spider man showed up his shirt was all a mess
a pigeon on a window sill do-doed on his vest.
I tell you it was crazy when they argued over dues
all they did was sit and eat and drink the Phantoms booze.
When the meeting was adjourned the Phantom left the room
The heros followed close behind and left the place in ruins.
They should never organize, that should come as no surprise
one has but to realize, that's why they're all disguised.
"THE PHANTOM"
Categories:
unionize, funny, imagination, people,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
the phantom called a meeting, for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering, unloading their supplies.
Bat man and his robin boy, busted threw the night
the shadow showed up early, to find the perfect light.
the ranger with his six gun, didn't come alone
tanto rode up with him, mounted on his roan.
Cisco came in swaying, to his mariachi band
poncho had his plate of beans and burrito in his hand.
when zero used the bathroom, that's when he left his mark
and the sargent rode in circles all about the park.
When spider man showed up, his shirt was all a mess
a pigeon on a window sill, had do-doed on his vest.
i tell you it was crazy, when they argued over dues
all they did was sit and eat and drink the phantoms booze.
when the meeting was adjourned, the phantom left the room
the heros followed close behind and left the place in ruins.
they should never organize, that should come as no surprise
one has but to realize, that's why they all wear a disguise.
the phantom lady
Categories:
unionize, funny, happiness, imagination,
Form: Iambic Pentameter