Self-Portrait with My Shoebill Friend at the End of the World
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It’s Sunday,
and I’m drawing myself again,
third time this week.
This version features a haunted air fryer,
a coupon for free emotional labor,
and Janice—
the shoebill, wearing my ex’s hoodi...
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Categories:
unionize, analogy, bird,
Form: Free verse
Uniting Umbrella Unicorns
...umbrella unicorn underling understood utilizing Utopia
unless uncle Ulrich urged Uranus to undercut unicorn’s union
Union’s underground ugly units united umbrella unicorns
Unitarianism under siege...
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Categories:
unionize, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Kelp Seaworthy Reports
...Pro-Chore Wrestling Series and Extrudeur Pro Products
have hammered out a deal to
have the Pro-Chore Champion
go on tour with there company while they
conveince american homesteaders
to unionize...
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Categories:
unionize, business, music,
Form: Ballade
Santa's Village Rap
...Sant's Village Rap.
It’s too cold up here in Santa’s Village
Where everything’s hand-made and vintage.
There ain’t no natural resources;
Just ice and snow, not even horses.
Got reindeer, y’k...
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Categories:
unionize, business, christmas, humor, rap,
Form: Lyric
Death of a Telephone Salesman
...Phone call after phone call
Sometimes begging for a sale
The man simply could not stay away from drugs
Gone now to the other side
After enjoying many`` highs
I continued to work there
Made...
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Categories:
unionize, class, death, drug,
Form: Free verse
Interalphabetnet Sex Stew
...Primose path leads to the slaughter of American
dream delete pause proficiency with internetty
webbegone after thoughts of yahoo googleyed
interred intricacies that shed benign capsules of
mom ...
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Categories:
unionize, analogy, change, education, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Stop the Insanity: It'stime To Go All In
...it's come to our attention and the people need to see
that now is the time to stop this economic inequality
the rich are getting richer while the poor are getting less
but my question is "how did we ...
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Categories:
unionize, inspirational, people, political, social,
Form: Carpe Diem
Death of a Telephone Salesman
...He died young
after making multiple phone calls
Sometimes he had to beg
the professionals he called
However, his totals were high enough
so thsy didn't fire him
I, too made plenty of...
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Categories:
unionize, work,
Form: Free verse
Heros Meeting
...The phantom called a meeting for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading their supplies.
Batman and his Robin boy came bursting through the night
the shadow showed up ea...
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Categories:
unionize, cowboy-western, funny, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Heros Meeting
...The phantom called a meeting for He wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading the supplies.
Batman and His robin boy came bursting through the night
the shadow showed up earl...
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Categories:
unionize, cowboy-western, funny, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Heros Meeting
...The Phantom called a meeting for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering unloading their supplies.
Bat man and his robin boy came bursting threw the night
The shadow showed up ear...
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Categories:
unionize, funny, imagination, people,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Heros Meeting
...the phantom called a meeting, for he wished to unionize
the trucks had been delivering, unloading their supplies.
Bat man and his robin boy, busted threw the night
the shadow showed up early, ...
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Categories:
unionize, funny, happiness, imagination,
Form: Iambic Pentameter