Uneatable Poems | Examples


Premium MemberTwo Thousand Year Old Honey

Ever eaten something 2000 years old?
Believe it, honey never goes bad we're told
In Egyptian tombs
Found jars and assumed
Were uneatable but discovered the yummy unfold
Categories: uneatable, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberTwo Thousand Year Old Honey

Have you ever eaten something 2000 years old
Believe it, honey never goes bad we're told
In Egyptian tombs
Found jars and assumed
Were uneatable but discovered the yummy unfold
Categories: uneatable, old,
Form: Limerick


Of Mice and Man

the lights out
but now not
night but
early

morning i wake
to gnawing
knowing
that

wires and
such don't
taste as
good as

or as much
as peanut
butter
so

wait to
hear the
snap on the
uneatable weight

of what
keeps 
me
awake
Categories: uneatable, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Premium Member2000 Year Old Honey

Have you ever eaten something 2000 years old
Believe it, honey never goes bad we're told
In Egyptian tombs
Found jars and assumed
Were uneatable but discovered the yummy unfold
Categories: uneatable, age,
Form: Limerick

A You Are Adorable

A You Are Adorable

A you are always adorable
B you have become affordable
C you could be incredible
D Don't eat is uneatable
E Ended up saying it eloquent
F For everyone forgave each sin
G God is great and Amen
H Is how bad I have been
I Is for idiot in the making
J Jumped when I found a jewel
K Okie Dokie and O Kay
L Say I am loony yes you may.
M Measurements made you beyond compare
N Needed to sware wife would not share
O Other room had been occupied
P Put application in and for job applied
R Really was rearing and also ranting
S But she still found me enchanting
T Was never true to what I said
U Until now looked under the bed
V View was vibrant and envigorating
W While we were both castigating
Y Young and still involved with you
Z Zebra rode home to from the zoo.

Jim Horn
Categories: uneatable, humorous,
Form: Limerick


Buy New Blue Chips

New Blue Chips come in flip top boxes
Sealed at the bottom for your protection
Manufactured as uneatable so don't eat them
Don't eat them because I said so
Teeth will break on contact
Make crashing sounds like asteroids on impact
Are harder than granite rocks
But softer than a diamonds soul
Are kept in stock for no particular reason
Sold because they have no shelf life
And must fly off the shelf right now
Use dynamite to remove them from the store
Use milk so only white remains
New Blue Chips are not crackers
But will comply with company rules
Purchase them today at markets
Don't be fooled by any other product
This is your destiny
This is your goal in life
I insist that you buy them
Buy them right now
Categories: uneatable, abuse, anxiety, conflict, confusion,
Form: Free verse
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