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Umps Poems - Poems about Umps


Premium MemberA Gentleman's Game

...Baseball used to be a gentleman's game
Umps eject players at will, game's not the same
The f-word is used
It can't be excused
Baseball is becoming a lot more enflamed...
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Categories: umps, baseball,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberUpon Watching a Video Review

...Video replay review video replay review 
I am so frustrated with you 
They said it was offside 
What are you getting at West Ham lied? 
Film makers should suggest 
Moving pictures are not perfec...
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Categories: umps, blue, emotions, england, film,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberImpoverished Prosperity

...I've always felt prosperous till Satan's Trumps,
They're American pirates and whores: Worship "Lust!"
Now I've ash on my face, and my gold smells like rust.
Institutions we trusted, have raped or ...
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Categories: umps, betrayal, mental illness, political,
Form: Rhyme

Reading Phils

...A day at the park
Whose contrast are stark
Whose goals are different
From where the others went

The fame, the glory
This is a different story
Still not a star
But I know who they are

Giving their a...
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Categories: umps, baseball, innocence,
Form: Rhyme

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