Uglified Poems - Poems about Uglified

...This town, this Silk Road had no toll to pay yet from the east caravans again fill its pharaonic marble and glass temples. Monolith malls rise its clefts, eco-wilderness morph into mult......Read the rest...

...Ugbutter Jones had an oversized head It was enormous, and totally overfed. His magnephelant shoulders could barely hold it up. His ears came out like petals on a giant buttercup. It was chopsqu......Read the rest...

...Let’s take this outside Your turn to be objectified Necktied offside and brutified Come step outside Where you can no longer hide Now you and me can collide You’re worse than godzilla’s bride......Read the rest...

...THE UGLIES He stood slouched and dirty and hopeless She was desperately cigaretteless They were breedless but together Uglified in a natural way altogether Uglicity personified Their mo......Read the rest...