What is hungry that
These turnips
Shall be fattened
With bacon. This
Spoke the troll
he gathered turnips
from Onsager s garden.
Breadcrumbs shall
atop this au gratin
With bacon , pumpkin
from Onsager s mystery
Garden He was angry
because Ole Onsager
Put fatback in front
Of the bacon hiding it
from the Scrooges and
Mizzers. But me Jack
the Troll but mi hand
beneath all that fatback
and found this treasure trove
Of sugarcured bacon. I saw
Turnip greens atop the bulbs
Of earthy goodness.
I remember the from the book
Of Sages, the words of
Meade's and Meanest.
The greens of this frost bit
Place is the garden of the
Mizzers. Only the leaves of
Tender fresh turnips are for
Consumption . My cassorolle
Shall aroma of garlic, onions
and carrots.the crumbled bacon
Shall nearest thee.. the cream and
Roux shall mix with the broth
And these turnips and pumpkins
Shall be loved and adorned.
Not to be looked over by the
Mizzers and Scrooges..
The ground beneath me
So happy d you
Need a pickax
To break it!
Titties in Bra!
Categories:
turnips, analogy, autumn, celebration, creation,
Form: Ballad
What is hungry that
These turnips
Shall be fattened
With bacon. This
Spoke the troll
he gathered turnips
from Onsager s garden.
Breadcrumbs shall
atop this au gratin
With bacon , pumpkin
from Onsager s mystery
Garden He was angry
because Ole Onsager
Put fatback in front
Of the bacon hiding it
from the Scrooges and
Mizzers. But me Jack
the Troll but mi hand
beneath all that fatback
and found this treasure trove
Alas might conage , mild peppers
and rasains with grated cheeses
and meringue make souflee
And with
sugarcured bacon; be
delicious with the greens, I saw!
Turnip greens atop the bulbs
Of earthy goodness.
I remember the from the book
Of Sages, the words of
Meade's and Meanest.
The greens of this frost bit
Place is the garden of the
Mizzers. Only the leaves of
Tender fresh turnips are for
Consumption . My cassorolle
Shall aroma of garlic, onions
and carrots.the crumbled bacon
Shall nearest thee.. the cream and
Roux shall mix with the broth
And these turnips and pumpkins
Shall be loved and adorned.
Not to be looked over by the
Mizzers and Scrooges..
Categories:
turnips, analogy, autumn, celebration, creation,
Form: Ballad
What is hungry that
These turnips
Shall be fattened
With bacon. This
Spoke the troll
he gathered turnips
from Onsager s garden.
Breadcrumbs shall
atop this au gratin
With bacon , pumpkin
from Onsager s mystery
Garden He was angry
because Ole Onsager
Put fatback in front
Of the bacon hiding it
from the Scrooges and
Mizzers. But me Jack
the Troll but mi hand
beneath all that fatback
and found this treasure trove
Of sugarcured bacon. I saw
Turnip greens atop the bulbs
Of earthy goodness.
I remember the from the book
Of Sages, the words of
Meade's and Meanest.
The greens of this frost bit
Place is the garden of the
Mizzers. Only the leaves of
Tender fresh turnips are for
Consumption . My cassorolle
Shall aroma of garlic, onions
and carrots.the crumbled bacon
Shall nearest thee.. the cream and
Roux shall mix with the broth
And these turnips and pumpkins
Shall be loved and adorned.
Not to be looked over by the
Mizzers and Scrooges..
Song's of Stessed Women
"The Stresses Of Love"
Axiro and Orixa
The Dried Cabbage Queen"
Categories:
turnips, analogy, autumn, celebration, creation,
Form: Ballad
Triumphant he eats greens
Tooting his trumpet proud
Tearfully I gathered
Them, my back ached, tender
Tendons, twisted muscles
Those greens were cooked well done
Thank you, no not a one
Date: 4/26/2021
Contest: Pleiades T
Sponsor: Kim Merrymen
1Triumphant he eats greens 6
2Tooting his trumpet proud 6
3Tearfully I gathered 6
4Them, my back ached, tender 6
5Tendons, twisted muscles 6
6Those greens were cooked well done 6
7Thank you, no not a one 6
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Categories:
turnips, heartbroken,
Form: Verse
At the mere mention of a turnip, people go yuck
I love 'em, it's a delicacy, I can't get enough
Love a bowl full
Not pulling the wool
Over anyone's eyes, but convincing would be tough
Categories:
turnips, true love,
Form: Limerick
Gnirps, Syrups and Turnips
Guess what Gnirps are or is?
Two gnus had meet two gnirps
Had burps and tried many syrups
By time problem was final solved;
Eat no more gnirps they resolved;
Found success after eating turnips.
Jim Horn
Gnarrs and gnarls came up
for gnirps. Have you figured
out gnirps are yet?
Categories:
turnips, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
healthy turnip greens
fall's bountiful garden reaped...
live lady bug floats
Categories:
turnips, food,
Form: Haiku