Took Off Like A Shot Poems - Poems about Took Off Like A Shot

...Haggis I was walking up Benarty hill When a Haggis crossed my path, It jumped into a puddle As it took it`s morning bath. It splished and splashed in the puddle And then it dooked it`s hee......

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...Met this gal from Ding Dong, Texas Had warts all over her bum I know because she showed me them I got up and started to run Her six foot twelve hulk of a brother Said, "Boy! Best ya sits y's......

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...the deer stampeded down our cross street 8:30 pm July 6th all alone, running his new antlers high and mighty so beautiful in the dusk fast primal beautiful color we all happened to be ......

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