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Toilet Trained Poems - Poems about Toilet Trained


Premium Member Amazing Facts
...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit ......

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Categories: toilet trained, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Amazing Facts
...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit ......

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Categories: toilet trained, surreal,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member And Away He Goes
...Sent away at age five for the summer No way his parents could have been dumber On Johnny's first day at camp His pants were completely damp Not toilet-trained yet ~ That's a real bu......

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Categories: toilet trained, boy, parents, summer, wisdom,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member What Is 1 Million Times 1 Million
...(Answer at the end) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldf......

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Categories: toilet trained, cool, endurance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Amazing Facts
...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit That's ......

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Categories: toilet trained, addiction,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Big Regret
...Seeing a wrong and doing very little to right it. . . I’m sure this happens - at least to some of us - from time to time But when the wrong invol......

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Categories: toilet trained, caregiving, youth,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Amazing Facts
...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit That'......

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Categories: toilet trained, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

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